the last 12 minutes…

9:38pm – Honey Smacks in the bowl, they are good. A great way to end a busy but productive day. 9:39 – another bite, another line typed, ummm they are good. 9:40 – took two bites this time. The milk is intensifying the flavor of the Smacks. 9:41 – downed 4 bites. The texture of […]

The Possum Chronicles

For the 23rd time….. What is this Grissum? I don’t know Newsum, it feels hard. Yea, it’s a different texture than grass or dirt. (Jensum Female) It isn’t water. (Dumsum) Hum, hey what is that behind me? (Newsum – now chasing his tail, going in circles) There is something behind me too! (Jensum now going […]

The Right Way

You know… before you got married… you did everything the “right way”. Do you remember those days? For me… 15 years later… those days are a blur. What is clear to me now is, my “right way” in the early days, was not about it really being “the right way”…. it was about control…. and […]

The Pharisee Twist

No this isn’t a dance… if it was it would not be safe… for you would get tangled up in your robe and fall. As twisted as this sounds, I understand what the Pharisees were trying to do with their rules. It was all about being acceptable to God….. something we all desire. Yep… all […]

Paraprosdokia

One of our Elders, Greg Quinn sent me this today… A paraprosdokian is a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected in a way that causes the reader or listener to reframe or reinterpret the first part. Check out the following for examples: I asked […]

Random Thursday

1 – I went to see Pirates of the Caribbean last night… it was good. 2 – Scotty won A.I. – didn’t watch it (see #1) I think this may be it for me and A.I. 3 – Oprah preached a message for her final show. 4- Have you noticed there are no longer any […]