Heart Attack


Yep… this day started with the dropping off of my son at school…

Its his first day of being a 4th grader.

Where does the time go?

After that I jumped into our van to drive it to the shop where it would be worked on. It seems it has the desire to kill birds by giving them anti-freeze to drink…

of course that has to stop! Right Mr Lorax?

Anyway, on the way to the “garage” I stopped by a friends house to help him move a sofa and a recliner he had gotten from a mutual friend of ours. The couch was a bit dirty and the recliner was ripped in several places, but nothing “you couldn’t” fix.

We then filled my van up with water and I left to go to the “garage” where they would be fixing my vehicle.

Once I arrived I did what anyone does when they take a car some where to be fixed…

I parked it, got out of it and began to walk across the parking lot…

it is at this point (mid way between the van and the door) that I happened to look down only to see two things swinging back and forth from my knee cap. (I was wearing Jeans)

And what was using me as a swing set?

2 Spiders

It is at this moment I began to dance and move in ways never before seen by mankind.

I swatted and swatted and swatted until I knocked those vile creatures off of me…

Creatures no doubt that had once lived in that sofa I had moved just 30 minutes earlier….

Creatures that rode with me from my friends house all the way to the “garage” (Shiver)

Creatures that proved to anyone that happened to be looking in my direction…

That white Men can Dance

even without music…

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